SciFi and Fantasy Art: Champagne

Arrrrghh! Why would ANYONE want to draw a picture of this arrogant, smarmy, two-faced lying transsexual malcontent?! There's no shortage of subjects available for more dramatic, inspiring artwork- do I really need to name them? Why anyone in their right mind would want to waste a perfectly good sheet of paper on THIS obnoxious twerp is frankly beyond me- I mean, look at him! That fishing-line black hair, that INSUFFERABLE smirk, those girly gray clothes, those... luscious hips... those full, bouncy...

All right, all right, so it's not a bad likeness, but you DO realize he's a complete freak, right? Now, if you wanted to take up drawing ACTUAL women to support yourself, instead of glorifying this particular sexual mutant, I think we could definitely work something out... if y'know what I mean.

P.S.: Speaking of support, his, uhhhhh, "attributes" tend to be somewhat more rounded... NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.
And I'M the pervert?! I always knew you were peeking in on me in the showers!! (Gomen nasai, Arianne-chan! I took the liberty. ^_~)

Warning-Inside Joke: You know how I can 'not love him'? I'll put it this way...some people wonder where the inspiration for E. Damcyan comes from...while I am not the original inspiration, and indeed I have changed the character little to none...but...Elim is my hero...and I love him! So Champagne is the DEVIL! Good drawing by the way ^_^

Rebecca J. R. Gordon replies: "*blows a raspberry and cuddles her Champagne pic* I think he's cute, and I love 'im, so ha! >Þ ...... Oh, thanks, btw. ^_^"