Hey, what is this? I take my comment back Actually, no...I just won't admit that I'm a fangirl. ^_^ Pretend I'm a man. A gay one, perhaps. I think I was a gay man in another life. Okay, no..scratch all that...I wanna be a stalker! they are cool ^_^ In a sick, demented sort of way. Stalkers can be mean..they can say things like "Update! or else...I'll wipe my butt with your pictures!" And that is perhaps the strangest mental picture ever. Good thing you don't know me. Or else you'd be scarred for life I'm sure you're sick of all my commenting now, so I'll stop. Farewell!

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "Ooooh... Trust me on this Christiane. I am already scarred for life.. you stalking homosexual fanperson!"

I like Your art! Excellent! On a creepier note, you are cute! ^_^ lol. artist- *backs away slowly*

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "Meh, creepy or not, you hit the nail on the head. I'm beyond cute. Beyond adorable. Beyond sexy. I'm freaking beautiful!"

Oh, and I updated (albeit a small update, as usual), so no breakin' the kneecaps! ^_^

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "Your knees are safe. No worries. BUT!!!@# If you EVER stop updating EVER!!, your ankles look like they can use a bit of fixing.... muahaha.... Muahahaha.... MUAHAHAHA-*COUGH HACK WHEEeeeeeze....* Laugh it up fools... I'll soon take over the world!!"

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "I accept praise from Anonymous people because that's what they're here for and I totally deserve their undying devotion and love. But if you think you're going to insult my work without having the balls to provide an Elfwood account of your own for people to compare, then you're in the wrong gallery."

Hey hey! I have some new stuff in my fantasy gallery (it's half of a two-part update). Come see, if you want to.

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "Oh my god! You insult me! My dearest! I will ALWAYS want to see your artwork! If you ever update anything, be sure to tell me because I want to see it!"

*comments once again, because she gets a kick out of scaring people* Nyahaha, yes..return of the cow! Actually, I'm a bit more sane now. I thought I'd leave you a REAL comment. ^_^ So...you have very nice character designs, I think you should work on coloring a bit, though. Mm, coloring is muy importante. *nods* Other than that, I don't really have constuctive crit, damnit. I like being helpful. *pouts* Anyway, if you really wanted a reason behind my very insane comments before, all I can say is that you reminded me of my very insane friend, so I felt comfortable enough to be my true, insane self. (I'm sure that made no sense whatsoever ^_^ Yay me) So, do keep drawing and I'll be sure to check back!

A "sane" comment brought to you by Le HapyVache. God, I need more chocolate.

*stares as wide-eyed as a deer caught in the headlights* yeep! please don't hurt me! I'll comment I promise. *darts away to look at pics*

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "*raps fingers against each other* Eeeeeexcellent..."

Darling, weird is underestimated, I know!!! It is a beautiful thing! -_~ I love your art! I agree with Christiane, that is one sexy angel!!! I was gawping at it all day! 0.0 Visit my gallery, it should be up on the 23th... ^_^

Xavier R. Marchena replies: "I will, I shall visit your gallery Darling. I've been extremely busy, but I will always put aside time for my rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth fans "

Eeeelllllllo!!! ^-^ You still hangin' 'round here??

I have some new stuff up now, just thought I should let ya know. ^__^

Hey big sexy. Long time no see. Wandered my way here via link from Riane's page. I like your art. Where've you been??
-- he who is known as Will