OK...this explanantion is going to be a bit long. Just to warn you. Here is the first of what looks to be many a strange and screwed up Hellsing fanart. There's a story behind it, which I shall now tell: Basically, a month or so ago, a friend of mine and I were talking about anime and characters in said animes. At one point, I said something to the effect that I loved a character so much I wanted to have his anime babies. I was joking - I like to say stupid things like that for some reason. However, my friend latched onto the idea with all the tenacity of a stubborn bulldog, and has proceeded to accuse me of wanting to have many character's anime babies - Vash, Spike, Inu Yasha...the list goes on. However our recent introduction to Hellsing has caused her to come up with the funniest, most screwed up combination - Me and Alucard (or Arucard, if you prefer). Why is this funny? Well, Alucard is a scary vampire, all into the killing and the blood. I on the other hand am about as frightening as a rampaging kitten that has been declawed. Any harm I inflict is purely accidental, and if I try to inflict pain, I always end up hurting myself. We're talking about someone who once hurt herself on a tent wall - it's ridiculous really. So Alucard and I represent the most screwed up, mismatched couple ever. And our kid? I can just see him: 'Mommy I want to hurt things but I can't'. It's tragic really. Plus of course Alucard would really be rather embarrassed of having a cute little son who occasionally likes hugs and cuddles. :D So from this idea, several pictures,and other general weirdness has grown. Alucard (who we refer to as Al) is now my imaginary anime husband. And we have a kid, Al Jr. It's messed up...but funny. I mean...putting a tough, scary vampire into a normal domestic situation is bound to create hilarity. So here is the first picture involving my life with Al. As you can see, I surprised Al just as he was about to drink straight from the medical bag. Which is totally uncouth and will not be allowed in my house, even if you are a blood sucking creature of the night. Poor Al. Always getting whipped by a blonde woman. ;) So yeah..the girl is supposed to be me. I don't think it looks much like me, but my friend claims it's passable so whatever. I really like how this came out actually - Al's expression kills me! Anyway...just as an addtitional note - I didn't do this with fangirl intentions, nor is it meant to be fangirl-ish. I did it because I find it funny, and I hope you will too! I've got at least three others done, and a list full of other ideas to draw, so there will be more. And if anyone else has any funny ideas, send 'em my way! Anyway...enough from me! Alucard copyright Kohta Hirano. Life with Al copyright me.
someone *cough*cookie the great*cough* needs to learn how to type!
Anyhoo, this is soooooooo funny! I love Hellsing! it's my all-time favorite anime! this is great! *laughs for five minutes* Jocelyn R. Schielke replies: " Glad you like it - the fact that my crazy Al-abuse could provide such happiness really warms my heart. "
24 Dec 2003
Sadie D. Blass
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I think Life with Al is a cool idea! This pic is pretty funny...heheh does he try to fool guests by putting it in a wine glass and saying it's wine? What did your parents think when they met him? Are these good ideas for future comics? I hope so, because I would like to see more of them. (the drawing itself is pretty good, impressive actually, just little things here and there like indentations on face and stuff XP) Jocelyn R. Schielke replies: "Thanks...I'm glad you like it!! Mwhahahahaha! More ideas!! You have no idea how much I love you for that! I'll certainly put them to good use...what would my parents think of Al? Hmmm...anyway, thanks again!"
30 Dec 2003
Racoondog
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This idea of yours...I love it...but you could practice little more of drawing Alucard. I hope that I didn´t hurt you...please remember..I like this idea, make more!! Jocelyn R. Schielke replies: " thanks, glad you like the idea, and whatnot - that's the important part, really. And yes, I agree - I do need to practice my Al drawing. But I'm not really trying to get him exactly like the anime...he's sorta a Jocelyn-ized version. A Jocelyn-ized version that needs work. Thanks again!"
Funny! I love this (as well as other Al and Jocelyn adventures). Ha this reminds me of the people who live in my house. Since when is the word "glass" used? Anyway great picture! Keep 'em coming! Jocelyn R. Schielke replies: " Thanks, I'm really glad it...them...umm, yeah. Anyway, thanks!"
13 Apr 2004
Lindsey M. Butler
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My ex used to get so upset when I'd object to him drinking milk <i> straight out of the carton </i>. His objection was, "It's my house?" Lame right? (I can only joke about these things because we're still buds. In fact he turned me on to Hellsing. And here is this wonderful pic that reminds me of him! The world is a crazy topsy turvy place no? I love the expression on her (your) face! And I like this more domesticated version of Alucard. Will there be more soon?
1 May 2004
Anonymous
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Very nice, you have really good drawing skills and should put some of your work in an art contest or something, I'm sure you would win with hands down ( I thinks thats correct ) anywho, great job. That person who said your work was "bag" has no talent and is completely upset that he/she can't draw!
Now that I have scared my roommate by laughing so loud... Great series! I know where you're coming from--so of the funniest pics come out of random comments and frivolous conversations. The life with Al series reminds me of a vampire story I'm working on, too, which makes it all the more hilarious. You have a great sense of humour!
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Glad you like it - the fact that my crazy Al-abuse could provide such happiness really warms my heart. 
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