Hahahaha! That's not Arwen, it's me, sending out my special illusions to LOOK like Arwen, Uhuhuhuahahaha!!! Everyone fell for it!!! And now, I'm in a room alone, WITH JARETH...
* Jareth turns pale, runs to door, only to find twelve locks, and Krazy Glue on it*
Jareth: Noooooooooooo...
P.S. I made up a scene for a comic, that I think you should draw, here it is, it's really funny, though it's supposed to have ME in it, but since you have no clue what I look like, I'm putting YOU in it.
* Jareth is in modern day house. Phone rings, Jareth picks it up, annoyed look on face*
Jareth: Who is it?! This better not be the psyco who keeps stalking me!
Ria: ... Maaaaybe... I'm the pizza girl!
J: STOP CALLING ME!!!
Ria: Ok! I'm outside your window anyways! Buh-Bye!
*Phone clicks, Jareth looks at it, then looks at window*
Ria: * waves* Hi Jareth!!!
J: DAAAAH!!! * Goes over, shuts blinds*
J: With that taken care of, I need to use the bathroom.
*walks in bathroom, back turned to readers/watchers, the sound of unzipping, then...*
* toilet seat bashes up, as Ria's head pops out*
Ria: HI JARETH!
Jareth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
* Zips fly, flushes toilet, Ria spins down*
Ria: I love y-glug glug glug...
I made all of my friends laugh at that, including the girl I regularly have fights with over who gets Jareth.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ria Jae Bond replies:
"Oh, my goodness... that's one helluva funny comic strip!! Of course, it's very disturbing, too... Oh gosh, that made me laugh! Perhaps I will try to draw this scene... I do love pizza... And Jareth!!! Woohoo!! So awesome. Hot food and hot men--- What a combo. *drooling* Thanx very much for offering me the opportunity to draw it!! "