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FanArt: Dark Knight vs. X-ManBatman from the films “Batman”, “Batman Returns”, & Batman Forever”; and Wolverine from “X-Men”. <hr> The Dark Knight received an anonymous note requesting that he come to an alley to meet someone, written in a tone of terrified appeal. Naturally, he did come to the alley, alone and unsuspecting. Idiot. LOL! As he 'flew' down into the dark grotto deep within the cavernous labyrinth of Gotham, he only began to be suspicious when he saw just how dark & empty-looking the alley was. A tall, broad figure emerged from the shadows at the far end of the alley. He was dressed identically in a Batsuit. Oh, my dear, Batman was startled. ;) Without a word, the stranger attacked Batman and an incredible battle ensued. Impressive John Williams-sounding orchestral soundtrack music began to play as the two fighters attempted to turn each other into hamburger. On and on the fight went. Finally the two men separated, panting. 'You can't do it, you know,' Batman said, 'You can't be Batman. There is only one Batman, and that's me!'
'I'm not trying to be!' said the stranger, in a deep rumbling voice. The music crescendoed. 'I'm not Batman! I'm WOLVERINE.' He ripped off his cowl, and it sure was Wolverine! His claws ripped through the black gloves of his Batsuit and he started filleting Batman. However, just when Batman's goose looked well-cooked, somehow he grew his own set of adamantium claws. He stabbed them deep into Wolverine's torso. Ow. Logan convulsed and fell. He appeared to be dead (and Batman thought he was). I told Batman to go away; that I'd hide the 'corpse'. I got Logan to a covered spot & waited till he woke up, fully recovered. I explained to him that he need not try to kill Batman, because Batman had had ZERO to do with Logan's being snatched from his own reality, and that the villain who'd told Logan that it was Batman's plot had been the one truly behind the whole mess. Then all hell broke loose. Long story short, Logan & I got blasted out of that reality & went on a trans-dimensional epic adventure. Cool. ;) I LOVE it when I get dreams like this one. =D | |
 |  |  | | | Date | Name | Comment | | | 21 Apr 2006 |  Absinthe | Artist. This is an awesome wolverine. He could kick Batmans ass anyday. Ryuyasha. Wow. You and I have so much in common it is scary. Oh, and Freddie is, has always been, and will always be MINE (May he rest in peace.)   Ria Jae Bond replies: "Thanx very much! I fear, however, Logan was the one who wound up unconscious on the floor.... He looks so cute that way... LOL!" | |
| 30 Jun 2006 | Carolyn | You go, Logan!!! *squeals excitedly and runs after his rapidly retreating figure* You can run but you can't hide, Oh Darling Beloved!  Ria Jae Bond replies: "Run Logan, run! *sticks out her foot and trips Carolyn* " | |
| 9 Aug 2006 | Carolyn | *looks up to see Logan fading into the sunset. begins wailing and pounding the ground. Looks up* Wait...where did the sunset come from? Ria: *shrugs* Carolyn: *sits up, still mourning the loss of her beloved Logan, and looks around. Only to see...Jareth, Hook, Legolas, Haldir, Jack, Boromir, Faramir and every other HOH (Hunk Of Hotness) you can imagine!!!!!!!!! Carolyn: May the most obsessed fangirl win. *tackles Ria*  Ria Jae Bond replies: "Ria: *begins to choke Carolyn* Sorry, love, nothin' personal! I just love me some men!! Hahahaarr!" | |
| 28 Sep 2006 | Carolyn | *guts Ria with a knife that just *happened* to be lying there* Sorry, love, nothin' personal, but they're mine!!!!!!!!!!! Foooorrrrrrrrreeevvvvvvvveeerrrrrrrrr........  Ria Jae Bond replies: "*zips up her gut* HahaHA! *beats Caroly with a club* Nothing--- PERSONAL!! *WHACK!*" | |
| 7 Nov 2006 | Carolyn | magically has a huge word made of some yet-as unnamed substance and smashes Rias head in HA!!! Now if you're smart, you'll leave them to me, but I have a feeling you won't somehow...  Ria Jae Bond replies: "Haha, it's just a flesh wound! *bites Carolyn's leg*" | |
| 23 Nov 2006 | Carolyn | *Whaps ria until she lets go* Down, puppy, down. Stay *runs ater retreating menfolk* COME, darlings, COME!!!  Ria Jae Bond replies: "*Hanging onto Carolyn's leg* WON'T LET GO!!! *chewing*" | |
| 7 Dec 2006 | Carolyn | *Whaps Rias head again* Ah, heck with it *detaches lleg, and...magically grows another!!! Looks down at Ria, who is still chewwing her now-detached lef* Shhhhh....  Ria Jae Bond replies: "*crunching* LLLLLlllllllleeeegggggggzzzzzzzzz!!!!" | |
| 28 Dec 2006 | Carolyn | *whaps ria with anvil* Some people are just looking to get killed *WHAP* THUNK  Ria Jae Bond replies: "It's just a flesh wound! Come back here and I'll bite your kneecaps off!" | |
| 3 Jun 2007 | Carolyn | Now, now Ria, this is no time to be going Monty Python on me, though I do see how people could drop the quest for the holy grail and take up one for Jareth instead.  Ria Jae Bond replies: "I'm fairly well convinced that Jareth is hiding the Holy Grail in his castle.... hence my two life's goals coincide. XD" | |
| 7 Feb 2008 | Carolyn | OOHH! I KNEW it!! I knew there was a reason I was so irresistibly drawn to that bloody castle! It couldn’t be all jareths irresistible sexiness (but then again, it could be...) | |
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