He's smelly. He's ugly. He's always squawking. His name is Gorch - which is Klingon for pimple. Many people have remarked that he looks remarkably like Salacious Crumb from Return of the Jedi. I prefer to think of him as Salacious's drag queen brother (note the feather ruff and multiple piercings). I think he's a bit of a Crumb Family scandal.
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