Alice Oh once I was a hippo, a hippo I once-- What are you doing in my SHOWER? Get out, get OUT! *soap is thrown in your face* [Caution: this shelf is growing dusty, though you are still welcome to browse it.]
Largely ignoring Elfwood, but writing quite a bit, and enjoying it greatly. Not so much with the Modding anymore, either. Most likely won't be publishing anything new here, but you never know. And mayhaps I'll be published for real someday. *hugs everyone who read and supported and was generally awesome during her stay here* *and, of course, offers a tray of freshly baked muffins to all, for now and forever*
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Comment From The Entirely Random Axe-Murderer: Comments are liked; crits are loved. Blunt honesty is welcome. If you hate something you read, feel her writing is uninspired, confusing, boring, annoying, pathetic, et cetera... Feel free to say so. Preferably while listing any specific reasons you noticed. The worst you'll do is crush her over-inflated ego under your thumb with a satisfying popping noise. What a shame that would be...
Updates: (7/15/07) ~ Everything's officially down but "The Circle of Ice & Fire". (2/6/07) ~ 10 send a letter when you get there: More appropriately, perhaps, would be "9 1/2 send a letter". (1 1/2 pages; 1200 words) (8/15/06) ~ 9 send a letter when you get there: In the forest, at last! (5 pages; 2,700 words)
PS: So, yeah. I'm gonna eat your soul now. Don't move. Thanks.
Contest Winners: ~ |:==Pedestal Guy Swanson==:|: Fourth Annual Kill K Contest (Jan. '06) ~ Ray Krisman: Third Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '04) ~ Matthew 'Ed the Editor' T. Summers: Second Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '03) ~ Taylor- 'Grand Master of the Factions.' Tri-Site Contest: The Capture of Muffin Girl (Aug. '03) ~ Meaghan *Ilratha* Rachor- 'Character's Union's Most Valuable Ally.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03) ~ wAlter (Rebecca *Silver Dragon* Lusher)- 'Shameless of the Shameless Profiteers.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03) ~ Alice L. Raven- 'Most Noble Rescuer Of The Muffinly One.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03) ~ Random Hobo walking down the street & You in the corner- 'Honorable Mention.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03) (You know why you didn't win, but that was pretty d@mn funny.) ~ Alice L. Raven- K's Hair Do Contest (Jan. & Feb. '03) (By default that her entries formed together into their own unholy cult and sacrificed the other entries to their Rabbit God Of Supreme Terror.) ~ Shawn Patrick Reed- First Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '02)
Special Thanks The Thomas & Klimpen, K the Pretty Alphabet Soup-Like Toothbrush Pirate, Amanda Celeste Fejes, Makenzi I. Crouch, Dark Angel of Winter, Gavin JMB Nicol, Tanya Kozik, Tunisia Dorionne, D Joelle Duran, Amanda M. Howard
6 oz. frozen orange juice concentrate 1 cup milk 1 cup water 1/2 cup sugar 1 tsp. vanilla extract 8-9 ice cubes
1. Combine all ingredients except ice cubes in blender. 2. Blend for about 1-2 minutes, adding ice cubes one at a time.
Cheers, Elfwood. You are awesome, and full of spleens for the stabbing. I take the Muffin Lance and Darling with me as I depart these Woods, and I hope I have left some vague memory of my terror behind me, in the dark shadows where the Character's Union lurks, with Cattle Prods at the ready for all authors who haven't yet accepted the responsibilties that come with that title. Thank you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Muffin! I hope you have a wonderful time. Enjoy your break before J-term kicks in! =) Alice ´Muffin Girl´ Smith replies: "Happy Valentine’s Day! Break was wonderful, J-term was crazy busy, and touring break was wonderful. Yay, Spring Semester and student teaching!"
5 Feb 2008
Kristin
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Hey when will there be more chapters up?? I really love it so far!!! Alice ´Muffin Girl´ Smith replies: "*makes mysterious shifty eyes* Glad to hear you liked it! Unfortunately, there probably won’t be any new chapters for awhile... I’m rather hard at work on another story. *pats Ice & Fire on the head* I’d like to come back to this baby one day... Percy is just too fun to leave hangin’ forever. If I ever do update, I’ll send out an e-mail through me lovely updates list, never fear."
I just caved on the face book issue as well. But to be fair I was drunk at a party at the time. Alice ´Muffin Girl´ Smith replies: "You held out longer than I. AND you were drunk at the time."
Well, I do have to say you have an excellent talent for writing. I read part 1 of Chapter 1, and plan to finish the rest and leave some hopefully helpful comments when I get some more time. Very enjoyable, I look forward to the rest =)
Your infrequent responces to both elfwood and facebook comments leads me to believe you are busy, dead, or in a coma. I hope it’s the first one. Alice ´Muffin Girl´ Smith replies: "*is busy being dead in a coma, thank-you-berry-much* *and student teaching* *yep*"
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Kristin
