A dragon sighting in it’s lair,
Now this just wasn’t fair.
To think this happens almost every day.
Point that sword some other way!
Don’t you have a life of your own?
Go and bother someone else’s home.
Doesn’t knights have better things to do?
Like saving a maiden or two.
Well take a look around, you stupid man of fight.
Can’t you tell this lair is maiden-light?
I’ve done nothing to bother your peace.
Get a gripe and be at ease.
I just want some calm and quiet.
I don’t go on human diet.
I find it quite insulting,
That you say I’m the one revolting.
Who did I kill and who did I eat?
When did I ever grill your body’s meat?
I have not slaughtered nor have I slain.
Over no village sent fires of rain.
Still these things you think of me,
Just seeing what you want to se.
But none of it is true.
What did I ever do to you?