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Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])
Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) is a member of The Wyvern"s Library at Elfwood.


 
 

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 Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])
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would just like to point out that it's illegal to have sex with a moose on a public road. Good day.

She would also like to state for the record that the dead wombats are being circulated for a reason.

  • Elfwood User Name: rahah
  • Page: http://www.elfwood.com/~rahah
  • Published material at: Written stories as rahah: [Go!]
  • Published material at: SciFi Fantasy as delenia: [Go!]
  • <-- Personal smiley...

    Whether to name the computer 'Moose' or 'Lucifer'... how would one decide?


    As becomes apparent by the fact that this is a visitable Wyverns page, I write stuff. Some of it is pretty odd, though...

    While you are here, you should probably be aware of my cats: I had a pair of demonic kitties (who like to eat people, of course), and they had a whole litter of kittens, right here on this page. O_o Currently, though, they shouldn't be around as they have recently wandered off along with the winged walrus, several drats, and a hobo named Doug who had been living in the corner (they promised him food) in order to plan a war on a certain moderator who we all know and love who really should quit using modding as an excuse for her laziness.
    We're on to you, dear. You know who you are.

    But yes, it would seem that I don't update enough, because those folk decided to wage the war in the first place out of boredom... O_o a lot of boredom. The cats took on more humanoid forms and decided to dress up like Goa'uld and wield lightsabres for some reason, so... o_O?



    A pair of links because I can'be bothered to list more (the real list is on my art page):
    The dearest in all the verse...
    A most lethal moderator...


    If you comment on my stories, I will do my best to return the favor eventually, in theory. ^^ If I don't, feel free to give me poke.

    Oh, and if you want the list of winners from the 2006 Elfwood Awards, let me know and I'll email you the html-format list. ^^


    Tip for the week/month/year:
    I'll give you... a... um, something... a bribe, anyway, if you host the Elfwood Awards. o_O

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    Last login at Elfwood: 2008-07-25 16:14:34
    Number of Written comments: 138
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    17 Nov 200745 Bloody kisses
    Because at 2 in the morning you're a little out of it.

    It's like you're naturally high.

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Comment From The Beached Whale: At two in the morning I just fall asleep, though, generally... but now I want to try not to. *shakes fist*"
    8 Dec 2007:-) Wayne D. Hingley
    Just stopping by to thank you for your support on my writing. As a quick question, where do you suggest I start reading on your stuff? I wil read them all but where should I start.
    ps. I do have some new limericks up 13-16

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Comment From The Circle Of Muskox: Your writing is awesome. I read the new ones, and nearly fell out of my chair laughing...O_O Er... I dunno, how about the one about the mad hatter? *is horrible at answering such questions*"
    6 Jan 2008:-) Karen-Birgitte "Ellemerr" Borud
    I’ve updated again, and as per usual I go around and pop up an awful amount of REALLY crazy comments. I hope you’ll excuse them. O.o
    I really like your wyvern’s section! Never seen it before... No, my eyes aren’t very good. They do as they like... and they prefer looking at pictures before reading. Unlike my mind. They quarrel all the time, I tell you. No wonder I’m lunatic.
    Eeh, so... *looks around her suspiciously*
    I’ve brought some cats. They’ve been killing me lately, wanted some company. None-humanoid company, I mean. I thought maybe we’d find some here.
    I’ll be back for them tomorrow - or their ghosts, if that should be so. I also haven’t gone trough your pics yet so expect some more crazyness to come. For now
    - Sweet Nightmares. O.o

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Oy, could you email me back whatever I said in reply to this so that I can actually put it in the reply space? o_O?

    Well, so much for that plan... apparently, I’m not ever even going to get around to reinserting it. Oh well.

    There really should be a function when replying or editing our previous comments, in which we could check a little box for major and minor changes to determine whether or not the person on the other end gets informed of the changes... as in, we should be able to fix typos without it being emailed... or add something to a comment later and have it actually be emailed. Ugh."
    12 Jan 2008:-) Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)
    I just noticed that my name and my short bio here, together, have rather disturbing connotations... o_O

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "O_O ...get off my page, you bloody artist! *waves a rubber tube menacingly and shoos her other self out*"
    24 Jan 2008:-) Heidi Hecht
    When the Elfie Awards come up again, I’m going to nominate you for "Weirdest Elfwooder." Because you are. And because of your "Short Bio" thingy. That qualifies as weird in my book.

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Er... thanks... I think. o_O

    On that note, first we need to find a host. Or maybe I’ll have to host them again... go around saying ’Heya, its time for some majorly belated Elfwood Awards again...’
    O_o?"
    26 Jan 2008:-) Karen-Birgitte "Ellemerr" Borud
    I’ll be voting for you as the weirdest, for sure. You’re tha best! 1 Your weirdness has inspired me into many great deeds, and I only hope it will continue as it have. On a sadly small forum somewhere in the void of the great Internet beast, I’m called the Weird Lady, and I want you to know that I think much of the honour for this is yours. So thank you for being great, and...

    ... Woof. I’ve got a magical microwave oven. ^^

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Oh yeah? Well, my weirdness was inspired by another as well, by someone named after a small country in northern Africa, as a matter of fact. o_O So the honor goes to her, and the blame for me finding her goes to the fact that my art used to suck, so I originally had only a library page, and to Vida Starcevic, for visiting it and leading me to the page of her nemesis, Megan Proverbs, to whom the blame might also go, as her page scared me away, causing me to come across said Tunisia Dorrionne’s page. O_O And she is the one who influenced me to be so very nuts as I am, for the most part.

    Cool. ^^ What’s it do?

    And am I going to have to host the Elfies again so that they actually happen again?

    Hey, the comment system actually works with firefox. O_o Huh."
    29 Jan 2008:-) Stephanie *Fluffy* Rennolds
    I could host them... I never get here in time to volunteer.... >.>

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Then go for it...
    Since everyone else completely forgot, I’d say you’re about as on top of things as anyone else this time. o_O

    You know what to do, right? I’ll send you a list of the previous awards if you want, but feel free to add and remove ones that seem better or don’t apply anymore...


    Oh, and on another note, since the profiles are all hidde and out of the way, now, might I suggest using, say, an unpublished fanart account profile for the awards, or some such? Then when you invite people to participate, they could just follow the link in your name directly there..."
    30 Jan 2008:-) Karen-Birgitte "Ellemerr" Borud
    Yay for weirdness that spreads like deceases! XD
    And yay for random comments! O.o

    How do I know whenever I can watch these award-thingies? Don’t want to miss out on that. ^^

    (I’ve trapped a smiley in the microwave oven. He makes jellyfish cheesy cakes and emo cookies [emo ’cos if they don’t kill you, they’ll hurt you a lot] Else from that it has a fancy colour. I’m not sure that really counts for magical, but it sure is cool)

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Indeed... I think. o_O
    Indeed.

    They should be going on for a while yet... once they actually start. O_O Thing is, it will probably be quite difficult to miss them, anyway. They will take place on one of Stephanie’s pages, so just wander by whichever one that is from time to time and you’ll probably not miss much.

    I made brownies in a microwave, once. They were as hard as rocks, to the point where they seemed about to break one’s teeth, really tasty, shaped like wads, and if one tried to soften them by heating them up again, they charred. It was great. ^^"
    1 Feb 2008:-) Heidi Hecht
    A bribe for hosting the Elfies?

    Lessee. How about a nice little critique on each of my stories? No? Well, forget that then.

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Always worth a try, I suppose. "
    14 Feb 2008:-) Heidi Hecht
    Heehee. Out of everybody on Elfwood, I think only Mandy Burnham has read every single one of my stories. Gets frustrating sometimes.

    :-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "I can imagine. O_O

    Of course, I’m just dead in Wyverns, apparently..."
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