You asked for it. How could I dissapoint you. I have slowed down with this project I admit. Things are so busy for me at the moment I'm afraid you'll just have to be patient. I have literally just finished this chapter it's 1am on 03/10/00 and I'm uploading it straight away and going to bed. If there are any obvious errors point them out in your comments and I'll swing back and fix it as soon as I can. Thanks again for all your kind support and patience:)
It turns out that I'm fairly good at predicting how a B-movie goes. So I thought I'd pass on my wisdom to help anyone out there not born with the innate gift to potentialy survive a B-movie. Anyway it adds a little humor to my humble Elfwood home so enjoy.