A satirical essay. It comments the everyday life of people in the ancient twenty-first century. I'm so sorry for the spelling errors: I accidently sent in my rough copy instead of my revised copy. I hope it doesn't detract to much from the mood. Dare I say 'comments welcome'?
A farmer's son and a blacksmith's son compete for a great gift of fate.
And the fourth wall comes breaking down…I blame this story on the fact that I wrote it the night I got my wisdom teeth out, and had some pretty powerful meds floating through my body at the time. ^_^ Anyway, what happens when some stereotypical heroes decide they want to do things their own way? Also if you can guess what heroes I 'loosely' based some of these guys off, you get a cookie ^_^ One final note, I also wrote this song while listing to the Barenaked Ladies song, 'It’s All Been Done Before.' So blame it on the meds, and blame it on the ‘Ladies ^_^
The highly amusing rant of a forgotten character, trapped in her novel world.
This is my attempt at that little-seen genre of elfwood lore: satire. I put a lot of my dry humor into it, and also poked fun at the cliche that dwarves and elves have been made to be.
A short, satirical ballad from the point-of-view of the damsel-in-distress. My very first attempt at uploading something... *wince* I hope it works...
This was inspired partly by the movie "Gamer", partly by my frustration one night at msn's inefficiency to convey sarcasm. This is a future world where everything is according to logic and reason and numbers, a tainted shadow of 'real' life. I made fun of quite a lot, and had so much fun writing it ! ! !Enjoy :)
Hm... the word 'ridiculosity' might apply here. Well, if it were an actual word, anyway.
Episode five of a fan fiction for Final Yamato Movie Sequel: By Voyager Entertainment. Part 5 of 7 mini series like James Clavell's Shogun TV Mini Series.
AKA Psychobabble, the story of complete and utter nonsense. I thought it might be interesting to see what would happen if i took all of the charectors, or more specifically, the 'bad guys' from my stories and put them all in a support group to 're-habilitate' themselves. It turned out... very interesting. And as a rather interesting note, the charector Ryker doesn't exist. Unfortunately, no one has bothered to inform hin of this, and he's kind of taken over. Ah well.
Cybermancy is the hottest new trend in information technology. Companies worldwide are eagerly deploying cybermantic networking strategies to open doors to a whole new reality of profit.
Ophelia has always been good at retreating from the world because nobody actively seeked her ... until now. The gods have made a mistake and she is now a weapon sought by all and she has no say in the war brewing between the Necromancers and Devoted.
I think this is possibly the greatest story ever told. It has everything, robots, zombies, deep philosophical questions on what makes us human and the end of the world! Try not to cry at the tragic death of Geoff the zombie I think he'll be OK in the end *winks*. 'I miss you Geoff!' *crys* ***Danger satire ahead - best read when sleep calls but you are too insane to answer*** This was actually a lot more difficult to write than I had expected. Wierd.
An old one, nearly four years old now. This was a class assignment that I wasn't particularly looking forward to. It was to 'rewrite a fairy tale'. I thought it was stupid. Then I stumbled across some 'Politically Correct' stories and I realized could make it fun. This is the result; enjoy!
Incomplete as of yet.
Meet George, a humble servant of heaven. This is a story about the life of the devil, who's real name was George, as the story goes...
Part 1 of a comedy-thriller set in Elfwood, authorised sequel to the shiny first instalment written by Alice ‘Muffin Girl’ Smith. Guest starring (in no particular order)… Thomas F. Abrahamsson, Che Munro, Kay Fox, Emily Lynn McDurman, 'Z' and Michelle 'Kayoneii' Green.
A partial Serial based on game played on BBS in 1990s - Episode 1
Episode Three of a fan fiction for Final Yamato Movie Sequel: By Voyager Entertainment. Part 3 of 7 mini series like James Clavell's Shogun TV Mini Series.
Episode four of a fan fiction for Final Yamato Movie Sequel: By Voyager Entertainment. Part 4 of 7 mini series like James Clavell's Shogun TV Mini Series.