Squiddle Lee Dee was born and raised in the New York City sewer system. Her favorite food is taffy, however, she's made of taffy herself! She can't read or write. However, she "writes" for the New York Times. They hired her to avoid a cannibal-discrimination lawsuit. She has a very unique voice, a squeek-squak that sounds similar to a tricycle being fed into the gates of hell. She sings the blues on the street. She earns a lot of money, from her threats of continuing to sing. She would love to come live with you, make you laugh. Maybe even protect you and get you lots of money!