On a golden thrown of giant size, sprinkled with jewels a kitten lies 13 feet above the ground, making only the softest sounds Through the door a new face enters, and on the chair his eye centers To sit upon that glorious thrown! To make that jeweled chair his own! With arrogant stride he hastens near, and the kitten goes flying in surprised fear Oh foolish rookie who sits in style! The deadly shifter thou doest rile! People stare and back away, escaping the coming shifter fray The rookie watches in confused delight, thinking it because he is quite a sight. The kitten staggers to its feet, better run newbie fast and fleet! The kitten rushes at the chair, eyes locked on the rookies stare Dragon teeth and rapier claws, rookie clapped between her paws Oh poor foolish rookie! Now your nothing but a dragons cookie! Seconds later all is done, nothing left but a rookies gun ================================================ Lol, the kitten hasn’t quite caught you yet, note how her face is stubornly set, any minute she’ll turn and charge! Better run, you’re a rookie at large!