As I was reading 'Jingo' by Terry Pratchett, I came to the following part and laughed so hard I couldn't resist drawing what happened. --- 'Mr. Wazir sells books on Widdy street, 'said Carrot. 'Only I asked him for some books on Klatch, you see, and one of the ones he gave me was 'The Perfumed Allotment, ot, The Garden of Delights'. And I didn't mind because the Klatchians invented gardens, sir, so I thought it might be a very useful cultural insight. Get inside the Klatchian mind, as it were. Only it, er, it... er... well it wasn't about gardening... er...' He started to blush. 'Yes yes, all right, bring it back of you like, 'said Mr. Wazir, looking a little derailed. 'I just thought you ought to know in case you hadn't... in case you sold.. well... it could shock the impressionable, you know, a book like that...' 'Yes fine-' 'Corporal Angua was so shocked she couldn't stop laughing,' Carrot went on.