Blessed be thee, Evernwait, who doth not mourn as the menfolk ride off to battle... but instead sits at home grumbling about how THEY run off to be all heroooic and get themselves killed while the little elven princess is expected to sit home and darn their #*%& socks! Well you can forget that! And don't you DARE get all worked up when you get home and discover I left you for a page boy... stop running off for 10 years at a time and maybe wifey won't go around flirting with the milkman, you 'leader of men' moron! MEN! Other cliches razzed:Nonexistance of females in high-fantasy style novels, except for to the ones who possess unearthly beauty. She's got pointy ears and freakishly big eyes... is that unearthly enough for ya?A royal title, you know, in case being an elf and unearthly beautiful wasn't enough.LOTR-inspired jewelry, because none of us can imagine unique Elven fashions in a post-Peter Jackson world anymore. *sigh*Needlessly revealing neckline. What more can I say, other than, 'Peekaboo!' Yay, gravity. Pencil.