Hi, I'm an Evil wizard. At least I use to be. I just want to take this time and apologize for all those day's whiched seemed to get worse and worse for no reason at all, for all your bad hair days, and that last time the Fast Food guy spit in your food the when you last went out to eat. I hope that you find it in your heart to forgive me and be patient for my many relapses in the future. P.S. That thing that you needed to go to the Doctor for, that you thought you got from your lover, that was my fault too but you deserved that one.