Alas poor Blarg! As a child he was made fun of by the little elf children and was thus very sad. One day when Blarg had grown up into a big strong barbarian he decided to force a couple of roaming forest gnomes to pull on his ears until they were long and pointy, just like those of his long ago tormentors. And so was born BLARG! The ELFY BARBARIAN! Feared by man, beast and elf alike!