Caught in the act...

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Audrey Totire

We didn't see that...Oh, yes we did see that and it happened right here in the Woods!....It just so happened that Willi Sterling-Silvers was moonlighting during the day as a faerie to help provide an added income for his growing family (his orc wife, Vivian, the domestic goddess of sorts is still expecting their first litter). Willi was seen auditioning as a faerie model having been rejected by Brian Fraud's people and then by Delmare's people, and Josephine Wahl's people, he again tries with Amy Brown's studio. Apparently the job called for a 'bold, inspirational word of confidence' written on a banner to which his wife must have sent him out the door with: 'Too Sexy for My Loincloth'. This bold statement must have gone straight to Willi's head as he was indeed spotted in his faerie attire handing Miss Hoochiemama Faerie a yellow flower (Now that's IMPULSE!). We approached Vivian Sterling-Silvers to see if she would comment on her husband's flirtations and her comment was: 'You said he did WHAT!?! I'll kill that @#$*%!#@ --LEMME AT HIM!!!' It is reported that neither Mr. Sterling-Silvers nor Miss Hoochiemama Faerie were hired by the Amy Brown Studies, however it is believed that Ms. Brown took a liking to Miss Hoochiemama's stocking and offered a good sum of money to buy them from her. And remember you heard this exclusive report here first!

Published More than a year ago

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