*coughs* Apologies to anyone who actually talks like that. I figure that somewhere in all of the possible fantasy realms, hillbillies and elves must live in the same general area. And, in such circumstances, scenes like this are quite common. Yes, this was inspired by personal experience. No, I'm not going to tell the story. Not unless you ask, that is. Drawn first in pencil over about 8 hours, then tweedled with in photoshop for MONTHS until I finally got it 'just right.'