Or perhaps the Diet Sprite.. I know! The Pepsi One of evil! Anyway, this is the result of reading some fanfics at 1 AM. You can't be mean all the time, so here we catch a rare moment with Professor Severus Snape in his quarters with his kitten who he keeps very well hidden. I don't think detention for the rest of eternity would keep anyone from telling the entire school that the big bad Snape has a soft spot for baby cats.