It seems that space aliens are always invading / And reaping destruction or else are persuading / Us dull, reckless Earthers to save our poor planet / And all live in peace and I simply CAN'T STAND that. / The galaxy's huge and if they're so advanced / What's making us think that they'd even glance? / We'd need a good gimmick, something compelling. / They'd have to want something that we might be selling. / Alter SETI for broadcast then beam ads nonstop. / Hook them on name brands; they'll come here to SHOP.