Two vampires, Keith and Sully are sitting watching TV
Keith: I hate this show. It's so pointless!
Sully: I hate commercials. They're even more pointless. Why would a vampire need this crap?
*A sprite commercial comes on*
Announcer: Obey your thirst!
Keith: *chuckles evilly* Hey Sully, obey your thirst!
Sully: No thanks. I'm not thirsty right now.
Keith: Well I do! *gets up and goes to the kitchen. Takes a can out of the fridge.*
Sully: What the h*ll are you doing?
Keith: *Chugs can* gulp gulp *finishes can and hold it out for sully to read.*
Sully: *reads can* Blood?
Kieth: *red liquid running down his chin* Obey your thirst!
Sully: You're sick, man!