They reach out to pet other dogs, not meThey say, "What kind of dog is he?"They say to other dogs, " Aren't you nice?"This has happened to me just twice.Both times blind men.Blind men knowWhat I may lack the looks to show-poem by Roy Blount Jr.(quote in the picture by me)awww, sad poem.Meet Beauregard. Beauregard is my cute little baby, and despite his unfortunate looks(that happens when you're the undead, you know) he makes up for it with his huge heart. And I'd like to point out that regardless of his stump, droopy eye, missing ear, scars, crooked back, nose and tail and missing hair, he is a beauty, and quite the little charmer. He has recently graduated with a zombie degree(with top honors), and is pursuing a career as guardian angel. Hooray for Bobo!