Cnariff is quite the unique individual. She was discovered on the banks of the lazy Matanuska river, where the melting ice of the mighty glacier tossed her and tumbled her and forgot her on it's gravelly shores, just as time had done to her previously. She's a beast of another time, perhaps another place. I'm no anthropologist, but as best as I can tell, she was a carnivore, with a snout uniquely evolved to probe deep into the dwellings of tiny rodents. Exceptional hearing via her large(but pretty) ear(the other one is lost in time). She has a rather large head proportional to her facial features, so one can only assume she was highly intelligent. Since carving away the build up of time and neglect on what's left of her, she has been bouncing around the house talking to everyone and everything within earshot. Non-stop. And we have no idea what she is saying. The cat's seem to understand though. She has a naturally formed cavity that makes her a perfect fit for an adult finger. She had been finished with Danish oil.