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Alex Baker

This is kinda stupid.I broke a bone in my foot this summer playing soccer, and I had to wear this kind of rigid plastic boot strapped with Velcro and it made the worse scritch-scritch noise when I so much as twitched. Before long, my co-workers started calling me by my alter-ego name: Velcro-Man. They even made up a couple of powers for me:Privilege power not get blamed when late                    use handicapped parking spaces and benchesLocomotion... to get driven around since I can't drive my manual carTelekinesis ... to have doors opened for me                      ... to have my stuff carried aroundConcentration-breaker... since everyone is distracted by the noise I make when I move around.Slow             ... to slow down everyone walking with me or behind me  Every superhero has weaknesses though:Can't drive my carCan't play paintball (or any other sport)Can't got to kendoCan't walk long distancesVariety of positions when in bed not alone drastically reducedStopped by any obstacle more than two feet high.Can't walk without my super boot. I hop like an handicapped bunny whining all the wayOf course the dude to the left is kind of an auto-portrait.

Published More than a year ago

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