*Garg sips his tea, and looks up, surprised to have visitors. He wipes a bit of tea off of his mouth with his lace napkin, and sets the cup down on the small table beside him. Shifting his weight, to the unhappy squeals of the chair under him, he turns to greet his guest, and introduce himself.* ... 'Hello-o! Hello you! Garg Greets you! I am Garg! Let me tell you some about Garg, so you know who Garg is! Garg is smartest half orc ever! Garg know that 1000 times 1000 is... 1000000! And garg know that Pi (pie) times X (axe) is... um... Two slices of Pi! Garg is upstanding citizen! Garg know the value of following the law! Garg is sophisticated! Garg only drink greeeeeen tea! Garg wear frilly clothes! Garg thinks they chafe him some, but Garg know the difference between comfort and style! Garg uses only finest perfume! He thinks they taste a bit funny, but all the smart people uses it, so Garg does too! Because Garg is so smart! Like some tea? Is still hot.'