I made this dwarf for Ellen Million's Portrait Adoption(hence the watermarking), and it can be found here. :) I was looking at Larry Elmore's way of inking grass and trees and feel I did a pretty good job at this background. He just has a knack for grass that I'd love to see him do in person so I could figure it out better. :)
Scottish Joke:It's only 400 miles between Edinburgh and London, but rail journeys between the two capitals are often delayed by 'wrong leaves on the line', signalling failures and mechanical problems. Sunday is often the worst day of the week for delays as track repairs are often carried out that day. On a recent journey the delays were worse than usual, however, and passengers were getting exasperated. The ticket collector came round after the train had stopped at the last station before London and was checking the tickets of a lady travelling with her young son. He peered at the lad and commented 'He looks too old to be travelling on a half-fare ticket.' The Edinburgh lady snapped back: 'Well he was young enough when the train started out.'