Prince of the skies... The Flying Butt-Bird is a danger to all land-based life. Not to be confused with their non-flying brethren, they have a wing-span of over 4 meters and can break a mans neck between their powerful butt-cheeks. When encountering one of these dangerous creatures it is best to incapacitate the slowest or most unliked member of your team and throw them in the Butt-Birds path whilst fleeing, screaming and flailing your arms. If you are without sufficient sacrificial team-members, alone or unliked then your best bet is prayer or suicide. Soiling yourself is not advised as this sends the Butt-Bird into a blood frenzy. It is unknown how they reproduce, but assumed that they lay eggs.