Dead Man Kissing

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Derek Falde

Be forewarned, this picture is much much MUCH more extreme than my normal fare. The sqeamish, those unappreciative of nudity, and those who pay no attention to detail or with reactionary political views should turn back now. For the rest of you, enjoy my response to all those naked and half-naked elven sword chicks. Really... if you met a nude sword-wielding woman, what would the average guy do? Something like this picture. Question: WHY is she naked? WHY does she need any kind of weapon at all? The guy should have checked out the room first... even if the view is good, there are sketeons in this lady's closet (or under the bed), and he's obviously not paying attention to where her hands and feet are... or that his sword will soon be out of reach. I don't know about the rest of you, but if I ever meet a naked, sword-wielding woman in the middle of a forest, I'm snapping a picture (so I can say I did a good photorealism pic and put it up here) and running away as fast as I can. In the words of the Bene Gesserit, 'prepare for violence' Anyone notice the nice little forest background? Anyone?

Published More than a year ago

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