'Hello, I am Edwin Odesseiron. But you simians may refer to me simply as SIR for a less sylably intensive workout'
Aye, those be the first words spoken by Edwin in dat der tale o' Baldur's Gate. Aye, he be a moan 'n' groan bag but oi kinda like da little rascal. This be a good likeness too. Arg, maties. Think ye not?
Edwin's a hell of a wizard
I'm sure he could conjure a blizard
He complains pretty often
But he never will soften
Unless he turns into a lizard.