The earliest poem I can recall writing. A humorous admonishion against drinking I did for an assignment for English class in 12th grade.
The creation of the Universe as revealed by Elgmar the Oldest to Zartanimir the scribe of Raxus. OK, so it's really just a dumb story I wrote for laughs. I was told to specify that the non-English words in this story were made up nonsense words.