I know, not a real original title. This is a real quick one, and some of the rhymes may be forced....I'll be glad to take suggestions if you come up with something better (yes, you will get credit).
This story started as a way to keep a friend and me from falling asleep in accounting. I never finished it in that class. It probably would have rotted away in a notebook somewhere if I had not needed a distraction for a couple of girls I was sitting for. It was an instant hit.