Oi, where to start explaining this one.First of all, I was not smoking anything. The only drug I could be accused of being under the influence of was caffeine.You see, there was this post in a popular fanfic author's LiveJournal wherein people were snarking about 'super Harry' fics. It sort of degenerated into a crack!fic and I got caught up in it just after it was revealed that Harry Potter was not only a saiyan (see: Dragonball) but a magical girl (Sailor Moon to be exact) but before it was decided he was The New Slayer on the quest to destory The One Wand (saving me from trying to fit Buffy and Lord of the Rings in there). And before it was revealed that Harry was really a girl and got intimate with Draco and their love child came back from the future to help in the fight against ebil!Hiei and his Slytherin Sex Slave Kurama... yes, they got Yu Yu Hakusho in there too. The author in question is writing a HP/YHH crossover so that much of it made sense.Note that I made no claims about the people thinking this stuff being sober at the time.