In an unprecidented display of existance, God himself allegedly appeared in a small church in the Midwest, cracked the local priest over the head with a wrench, saying only, "Don't molest children!!!", and then vanished in a blinding light. Reactions were varied. Some were appalled by such a display of violence from their Lord in front of their impressionable children, but many others were glad to see that He could still dish out punishment personally from time to time. Later, this event sparked a debate between religious groups over the reason for the choice of a wrench to dispense divine justice. The old adage, "God works in mysterious ways" seems to be the most accepted theory.