RedDragon: Well I have shown you the library and... what is it? What do you mean I'm not a Dragon?
You: Well... Sorry for mentioning this, but its not as if you have scales or breath fire or anything
RedDragon: Well... I have wings isn't that enough?
You: Well no...
RedDragon: You impertinent Human!
*RedDragon holds his Staff over his head and starts chanting incantaions*
*You suddenly find your self turning rather alot smaller and chicken shaped*
*You start clucking that you now believe him, but RedDragon can no longer understand you*
*RedDragon suddenly turns into a very large and old Dragon who seems suddenly strangely VERY hungry*