Derek................... without his helmet!!

Sci fi/Fantasy image by

Mike Burley

Somebody decided it would be fun to do an 'art swap'..... I think it woz Alex?? Sofie 'Sofers' Liden says she'll swap me a pic called 'innocense', if I will draw a male figure, warrior type for her!! Coz she knows how I like drawing male figures (Yeah??????) I did some sketches an one of them woz a portrait of the warrior's head with a skull helmet. Jeff sez can we call him 'bonehead'? I sez you can call him anything you want, his real name is Derek!!! I think he is protecting the damsel in distress from somethin big an nasty?? Mebbe not?? ..............make up your own story!! LOL Well! .......It seems that you are not allowed to make up your own story and for this pic to qualify as fantasy it has to have some fantastic prose...... so here goes! This middle-earth village place is being harrassed by a big old nasty dragon. Some senile old village elder, who has had his advances to the babe in the picture rebuffed with a mighty slap-in-the-face has decided that she must be sacrificed to the beastie. Up steps our hero, Derek, who, even though he has forgotten his helmet, decides to go and face the winged jabberwock thing on his own (and is likely to get shredded!!). He awaits the arrival of the dragon with sword an spear at the ready!! Wot nobody realises is that the much maligned drag is not interested in damsels as morsels coz they give him the diarrhoea!! Draggy boy is over the other side of the county, happily stuffin himself with sheep!!!!! HB, 2B, 3B an 4B on A4 Copy paper involving many, many hours with a blending stump........... Oh Yeah! An there's a spellin mistake in the runes .........ROFLMAO ............BUT!! The ERB have told me that I cannot put runes on pics without a translation up here which completely takes the mystery away from the pic.....!! Anyways, the ones on the left say "by Mike" an the ones on the right say "The Warrior drawn for Sofie Liden". Kinda spoils the effect now you know, don't it?? Ho-Hum!!

Published More than a year ago

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