Hammer Time

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Emily Oldroyd

So, I asked my boyfriend what I should paint next."Hammers," he said."I can't just paint hammers," I replied. "I'm a fantasy artist. Just painting 'hammers' would be boring.""Then paint a unicorn holding a hammer," he suggested, bizarrely, and thus, Dave the unicorn was born.Dave isn't too bright, or perhaps he just has some very un-unicorn-like ideas. In the economic slump hitting the kingdom, he decided he ought to get a job, but nobody really wants to hire a unicorn blacksmith (this being his chosen profession) since they aren't very good at wielding the tools. Therefore, Dave has to run a dodgy, backwater blacksmith's shop. It's not very popular yet, but he's sure that as soon as everyone finds out about it, the crowds will flock.Either that, or he's a pacifist and is going about ending war in the least efficient manner possible.

Published More than a year ago

Category Mythology

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