The Flamer Eater!

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Stessi Samford

Tired of gramically unacceptable nasty comments? Are you at your breaking point with art theft? Then you need... The Flamer Eater 2003! This terrifying monster is guaranteed to keep unwanted* visitors from you gallery. And not only will it keep your gallery as a comfortable environment, you can be sure it will painfully slaughter and creature with less-then good intentions slowly and mercilessly. And it can be yours for the small payment of one comment! They even come in three different temperments; Nasty, New Yorker in Ruch Hour Traffic, and Hormonally Raging PMSing Teenager. *Buyer is responsible for all/any deaths of 'wanted' visitors. Do not use The Flamer Eater 2003 in schools, crowded parks, or malls. Not to be used if you are nursing or have any creature smaller then an elephant in your home...In fact, you may just want to get a puppy instead... (Dedicated to those who have suffered from art theft or flames: Wolfy, Minion, Quel, Rachel, Jessica, Danny, all the ninjaz that got painlessly slapped by 'Bite me', and anyone else. ^.^)

Published More than a year ago

Category Fantasy

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