It looked like a large piece of driftwood floating toward the shore, covered in barnacles and bits of seaweed. But when it reached the shore, it began to rise from the water. It had a massive, muscular hump, encrusted with shells and parasites. It had two outstretched arms, coated with matted hair and seaweed, and a pair of stumpy legs. As it shook the water from it's hairy, whale-like head, it threw crabs and other sea bugs in all directions. It peered around with it's small, beady eyes, tore a crayfish out of it's soggy mane, and continued walking along the shoreline.