Toucan Elf- Follow Your… Ears?

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Jordan Renner

This is based on reality- my two friends and I went to the Renaissance Festival and got lost. I suggested we ask for directions, but 'Anor' said that she could find the way out with her ears. This was silly, but 'Elendil' decided that this was a good idea. One hour later, it was pouring rain and we were three feet away from where we started. I simply exaggerated and placed us as Middle-earth creatures, and with elven names. Dialogue: 'Anor, we're lost. Let's ask for directions, OK?' 'Yes, we're lost, Náriel. But I, Anor Ithil Gil-galad using my amazing Elven hearing capabilities will get us there! I'll follow my ears! No need for directions!' I trust her completely, she's an undying Elf!' -several days later… after rain, mud, and much walking- 'How much longer?' 'It's not too far! Come, Náriel, Elendil! Music says this way!' 'Well, er… she did follow her ears…' 'Follow your ears! I've never heard such junk. This is Mexico. We're supposed to be in Middle-earth! Stupid elf! Aaargh!'


Published More than a year ago

Category Fantasy



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