4. Anna of Cleves Anna holds the record for the shortest marriage to Henry VIII - he divorced her because (among other things) he thought her breasts were too big and she had a bit of fat on her stomach. Anna spent the rest of her life in England as an independent noblewoman. But I think if she had lived in a different culture she would have done a lot of travelling. So now she's a wandering bard, touring the land with her trusty dragon Wilhelm (named after her inept brother, the Duke of Cleves). Anna's dress is based on 16th century northern fashion. The pattern on her headdress is taken from the original portrait by Holbein. Photoshop and Painter Classic.