I am a terrible person, and this is my wanted list. *shifty eyes* All the stuff listed here I have done at some point or another, whether in real life (O_O), on Elfwood (mostly), or as Rahah Okeishu in my stories... most of which have not yet been written. ^^ This is pretty much just the wanted list from my bio with some editing, reordering and reformatting. Sadly, it was too big to put as a jpeg format poster in the art area, so here it is in the library, all html-y. O_o Please don't hold what I have done against me, they've already kicked me out of Elfwood once for some of these things, and I actually sort of learned my lesson. For those. *looks around suspiciously* Deresi is a type of elf, a tierna is a special tatoo at one eye revealing one's affinity to magic, and savani is a magic for containing things. As for grons, nobody is entirely sure quite what they are, except that they have something to do with physics, or gravity or something. Yeesh, I just keep committing more and more crimes... o_O
Merfolk are actually quite similar to squid, especially if one goes by DNA. The DNA of a merperson is aproximately 99.967% identical to that of a squid. That is, of course, unless the squid is from another planet and so has no common ancestors, or perhaps its just something that was engineered to look like a squid in order to aid government conspiricies. Or, of corse, if its a robotic squid, because in that case it won't have DNA in the first place.
This is a story that Blade Marilyn, Greg Lyons, and myself were creating in Blade's forum. There may or may not be more chapters. However, what she said previously is entirely true. 'It does get kind of confusing, so don't try to make sense of it---just revel in the nonsensicalness.' So do!
And there's nothing you can do about it. This would be my submission to the Bifrost 'Mad Hatters on Parade' project, even though I was originally planning to make a picture. Not sure what happened, here, but meh. This is the last entry into something akin to the blogs of today, written by a vampire that doesn't care what time of day it is so long as there are people to harangue and she has her trusty hat and umbrella with her.