Those 'Do It Yourself Summoning Kits' don't work any where near as well as they're advertised to on TV. I tried to summon one of my muses and I got Mimin. He's not even sure *what* he is - vestigial winged and with a pair of calves that'd put a grasshopper to shame. (Mimin is mine. Please find your own muse and leave mine be)
Part of a tale my RPG bard, Cobblecat told some years ago to entertain a very old Bronze Dragon in return for him rescuing the other party members. I'll transcribe the other portions as I have time. This is a work in process.