This is my friend Amy Smith. Okay, I know, it's not an ~exact~ likeness. Ya see, her nick-name is Amybob Chicken Pirate Pants (hence the title). If you would like a full explanation of the genesis of this name, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to explain it to you, but it'd take up too much room if I tried to write it out here. Anyway, this is Amy's Christmas present (2003). Done in colored pencil.