Um... well, this is actually the prologue fragment to a book I've been toying with. It's still in the rough, the beginning here's confusing, choppy, and poorly written, but hey... it's intended for laughs. Have fun.
First part of a longer story originally written as fanfic. The fanfic references have been removed as I feel the story stands well enough on its own. There are additional parts but I don't feel they're necessary.
A ridiculous parody of the standard Adventurers Tavern and its modern corruption.
A really short story I wrote up for some friends'a mine who keep pet rats. 's an odd story, but 'm an odd person.