'Slumber is the secret to eternal bliss. That is why I envy narcoleptics.' Anyways, in case you missed the giant red letters (it's OK, happens to me too) my name is William Duke, but you can call me William. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is my little spot in the woods. Sorta sad, isn't it. It's a site with a lot of heart, but not enough cahoonas (that means skill, folks) to back it up. Anyways, it has suddenly occurred to me that this is a bio, so I should probably be talking about myself, and my likes and dislikes. I'm a Christian, which is a good thing, a procrastinator, which is a bad thing, and a human, which is apparently an abnormal thing around these parts. I was born in February, 1987, and if any of you can figure out just how old that makes me please tell me, because I have no idea. Umm...What else... Oh, I'm a male. And I hope to someday write movies, though I haven't written anything in years. That's probably a bad thing. Music doesn't inspire me, but I like it anyways. Artists I like: The White Stripes, Wilco, Death from Above 1979, ...Trail of Dead, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Interpol, Bloc Party, The Strokes, The Hives, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, Razorlight, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blood Brothers, The Knife, Set in Skin, and others I can't remember. Uhh... want me to draw something? comment. Want to do an art trade? comment. Don't like what you see? comment, or get new glasses. Like what you see? comment, and commend your optomitrist. Need a freind? comment. I'm here for you. I'm in need of your prayers. My vision is failing do to some unkown problem that my doctors can't seem to solve. Heck, they can't even isolate what's causing it. But don't let it get you down. I don't want pity. I just want you to remember me in your prayers, and return I'll pray for you and your loved ones. Or your unloved ones. Even our most hated foes need compassion sometimes. *Darn you Professor Smith* Sorry if this upset anyone, I just felt led to express this particular need. I've got a webcomic. It's called 'The Nerdening.' It's as www.comics.ohgoditsadragon.net/ So check it out.12/22/04: A little glitch in Elfwood causes every comment I attempt to respond to get deleted. So don't think I'm lazy and rude if I don't respond! Because now I have a legitimate excuse! 12/26/06: Holy cow this site is still around?! I guess I should fix it up a bit in case anybody happens by... Of course, the fact that THE CREATOR OF THE SITE ITSELF forgot about it isn't a good sign that anyone else is actually gonna stumble here.