This is a fox squirrel. Well, actually, it's an anthropomorphic fox squirrel with a bow, but you know what I mean. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's a brief explanation: Yes, a fox squirrel is a real creature. It is also extremely endangered, and very slow and fat. At least the one around my house. They are large, about 3-4 times the size of a normal sqirrel. I think. I'm not good with ratios. They're the size of foxes, let's leave it at that. I think they're a multitude of different colors. The one infesting my property is gray, with a black head and a white striped-spotted tail (which just happens to be longer than it's whole body). They also spit acid, but only when angered. At least, that's what I've heard.