Zombies can SPEAK

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Audrey M.

Reads Japanese style: up to down. Right to Left. Les the vampire (short for Lestat. It's a good, traditional vampire name. He hates it. It's the vampire version of naming your son "John" He prefers Les or Lester or even Leslie!) He rules a large segment of the zombie population and has been trying to encourage intelligence in them for YEARS now. He finally got one to talk and is understandably excited. The white-haired vamp is his little brother, Vlad. (Vlad being the vampire equivalent of "Jack") He dropped the girl. XD I thought a spit-take would be too gross. I figured this was comparable. That zombie is so proud of himself! He's going to go tell everyone that he was helpful! They all love Lestat with the single-minded devotion of puppies. Not even particularly bright puppies either....

Published More than a year ago

Category Mythology

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A parody of the really bad fanfictions writen by drooling fangirls. I'm also poking fun at all kinds of stereotypical anime things.

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