*Ciri quietly loses her mind
*MrCynical welcomes ciri to the club
<MrCynical> we get discounts on tuesdays


* milky leaves for bed as it is 5:23 am
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<Tarlia> got milk? nope. milk went to bed.


* Ciri markets Yawgmoth's Amazing Emotional Wound Salve!
<Yawgmoth> 10% artificial coloring, 20% denial, and 70% filler!
<Yawgmoth> Now in sugarless!
<Yawgmoth> 4 out of 5 marriage counsellors recommend it!


<Ciri> I *am* a female :P
<Yawgmoth> Good for you!
* Yawgmoth patpats Ciri.
<Ciri> lol
<Yawgmoth> I'm so proud of you!


<Tarlia> make you own mood icons ;)
<Noceur> And I would love them like my children, and feed them every day, and comb their fur, and pet the, and kiss them....


<MrCynical> harry potter is about a boy who pots plants


*** kefururi is now known as Demonic_Creature
<Striyfer> nm, i know what im drawing
*** Striyfer is now known as Lawyer
<Lawyer> look kef, we're twins!


<Tams> hmm.. do you guys want a bot?
<Garrick> Er, only if he obeys my every whim
<Tams> heh
<Garrick> Tobor! (I'll call him) Destroy!
<Garrick> And he'll destroy.
<Garrick> Tobor! Get me a doughnut!
<Garrick> And so on...
<Kaliel> hehe, i like this guy
<Tams> o.o
<Garrick> Tobor? Yeah... he's great. A little dumb, though...
<Garrick> Tobor! Kill teletubbies!


<Seemuh> no time... must idle
<MrCynical> i see...
<Ciri> o.O
<MrCynical> coughdorkcough


<Ciri-extranettin> erp... one of my pics is 107k
<Ciri-extranettin> will i get busted for that?
<MrBrooding> bad ciri!
<MrBrooding> probably
<Seemuh> they will give you a slow and horrible death by poking Megan
<MrBrooding> and the midgets, you don't want to know what they get the midgets to do
<Seemuh> aye! the midgets *swoons*
<MrBrooding> indeed
<MrBrooding> you have to be careful with them around...
<MrBrooding> the midgets are on Their side
<Ciri-extranettin> o.o
<Seemuh> I was afraid they might've been...
<MrBrooding> yep
<MrBrooding> it is a big conspiricy
<MrBrooding> They are after me
<MrBrooding> They want my soul to make into a cookie cutter
<Seemuh> Ai! Not as bad as my situation though... they want my soul to make a notepad for the new version of MS windows
<MrBrooding> wow!
<MrBrooding> i feel for you, that is a horrible fate
<Seemuh> yeah... that's why I hide out in my secret lab


* Figment beats Noc sneseless
<Noceur> hhehehe XD
<CiriSketchering> oooh, sneseless
<Figment> How did *you* know what my mom looked like??!?!
<Figment> yep
<Figment> I beat him until his super nintendo died x.x


<Stuffed-Tiger> Let's write about the evil of Pokemon to conquer the whole of the world's population.
<MrCynical> hmm...
<MrCynical> i think that particular conspiracy has been exposed.


<Tarlia> yeh..the classical ones all remembered to wear pants.


<Noceur> tomorow is friday then it's saturday and than we're both free and we can talk and we can hug and I'll go to the moon in my little bottleship and tell the outer gods that they aren't that nice 'specially Nyarlathothep cause he's mean!


<LadyFireborn> ""Green Eggs and Hamlet" -- Would you kill him in his bed? Thrust a dagger through his head? I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see. Now get her to a nunnery. "


<CorruptedAngel> Btw Skrape, this isn't an RP just to let you know ^_^
<Skrape> eww
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<Kamui> Is Elfwood back up?
<CiriArting> did you try?
<Kamui> oh. uhh, no
<Kamui> lol
<Kamui> didn't occur to me to check
<Kamui> thanks
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* DrowningCat throws a shoe at Meg
* Ciri ducks and it hits leafy
<LadyFireborn> 'And then came that most terrible day in #wl, the day of the flying shoes...'
<LadyFireborn> 'when footware was unleashed upon the unsuspecting masses...'


* Nutmeg imagines #wl with commericals
<drgnlvr> "Do you have a problem with hemmorrroids?"
<LadyFireborn> more like "Do you have a problem with run-on sentances?" <DrowningCat> "Take 'Run-free'! The writing supplement that will decrease the occurance of run-on sentances! Only $49.99. If you call the number on your screen now, you will get 'Grammar Guard' ... FREE!"
<Nutmeg> Grammar Guard... is that like a kind of adult diaper?


<LilFairy> I ruined lives! :D
<Lucas> niiice
<CiriArting> Tams can be a god now.


<Tarlia> what do you get if you marry a cat to a lich? A mummified kitten. How bout a leaf to a fireborn? A vegetable platter.


<LadyFireborn> I'm going to marry the scroll bar. It's nice, it's safe, and it doesn't involve offspring.


<Noceur> Yeah, she would be a hit... she gets angry when people tell she's cute... it's just perfect, she wants to be known as a tough mutha, but everyone thinks she's cute... and when the villains stop to tousle her hair, she makes her move. CPOW! CHANG! BIFF BoFF!
<Noceur> This is how all superheroes start. The artists know small asian girls that blushes and pouts when you call 'em cute. I mean, look at Batman and Captain America! Perfect examples
<Figment> Noc yuou make absolutely no sense. -.o
<Noceur> That's because I don't know any english. I just type random words from a dictionary


* Figment turns around and snaps his fingers at both Ciri and Becca "Ladies, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"


<LadyFireborn> "Your mother was a blender!"
<Cory> lfb, please...there are children here!
<LadyFireborn> there are? Where? I thought we ate all the children on toast.
<Julsey> Some got loose.


<Tarlia> hey..wanna see my newest artwork?
<Lt_Wolff> Yeah!
<Lt_Wolff> Wait, can "You got a nice piece of art" be considered as a kinky flirt? O.o
<Ciri[tv]> yep
<Lt_Wolff> "I like your art"
<Lt_Wolff> "Do you draw a lot?"
<Lt_Wolff> "Baby, you sure know how to work the paintbrush"
<Tarlia> jonas: pick up lines for artists?
<Lt_Wolff> yah
<Lt_Wolff> "Is the paint still wet?"
<Lt_Wolff> I want to paint you, Megan... expressionistic style. *wink wink*
<Ciri[tv]> o.o
<Lt_Wolff> erm
<Pookie> O.O
<MrCynical> 'hey baby, wanna be the canvas for my brush?'
<Lt_Wolff> Hehe
<Lt_Wolff> Digital art pick-up lines: "You'd look good in CGA, baby"
<Tarlia> "Go stick your brush up another tube."
<MrCynical> whoa, a rejection line
<Lt_Wolff> "Not tonight baby, I have a van Gogh."


<ISmusic> ... wheat thins will rule the world with cheese as it's second in command... *goes back to reading*


* Ciri dumps a bucket of water on Artem.
*** Ravenkind Quit (fury.rpgworlds.com espresso.rpgworlds.com)
*** Artem[HW] Quit (fury.rpgworlds.com espresso.rpgworlds.com)
<Ciri> that worked a little too well...


<Tarlia> "I will rearrange your shelves, baby!"


<That_Yawg_Guy> 'm pretty sure #wl causes cancer... but it's left-brain cancer, so most of s don't have to worry about it. Except Artem


* Lee Wonders if Wyvern was like Real world 9 people stuck in a chann they stop acting nice and start acting real...hmmmmm


* Tygress-writin never knows how to properly END her stories. gah
<MrCynical> you stephen king in disguise tygress?


<Ciri> This reminds me of Paris.... that cafe...
<Lucas> "which was funny... because it wasn't the little green pieces of paper that were unhappy."


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<Najara> nope...we dont need a demonized monkey in this zoo


<Ciri> ... all the ops are here. Does this mean we can form SuperMegatronOp?
<whirlwind> sure
<Figment> Thats scary...
<whirlwind> and fight your arch nemesis, the +A
<whirlwind> with powers such as /kill and /gag


<@Ciri> When you're a jet you're a jet all the way from your first cigarette to you last dying day...
* Writmes snaps his fingers rythmically and walks around like he's just been kicked in the groin.


* @Lucas walks into Julsey crossing genders.... Wome looking petrified... and Jeff beating up demons...
<Naj-SpinalBifida> Wb from dreamland lucas
<@Lucas> Ah.. a normal day in the library, I see.


* Narameth is off to maim and badly torture another story character, brb

From #Lothlorien

<Bookworm1> I'm so confused!
<Bookworm1> I keep trying to join loth, but after this step (Joining an IRC),
None of the links to join will work, can anyone help?!
<KittyRavey> Book: you are already in Loth :)
<Bookworm1> Oh, okay!


<Valandar> Ink, are you rude?
<Ink> Valandar, over my dead body.
<Valandar> Ink, that was rude.
<Ink> You are not making any sense.
<Valandar> Ink, are you rude?
<Ink> I'm busy.
<Valandar> Yep, he's in a rude mood tonight.
<Wildmage> Ink, is Valandar annoying you?
<Ink> Most likely.


<Irvin> I find your lack of pants disturbing.


<RedWizard> Oi! WildMage, when did you sneak in here!!
<Wildmage> About six hours ago?
<Ravenkind> lol
<RedWizard> ah.. sorry.
<PeeJay> lol
<Wildmage> It's ok.


<Shinokk> seen Kronin
<Ink> Kronin was last on IRC channel #Lothlorien 2 hours, 4 minutes ago.
<Becca> seen Becca
<Ink> Looking for yourself, eh Becca?
<kitty-kun> seen my ass
<Ink> I don't know anything about your ass, kitty-kun.
<kitty-kun> Good.
<kitty-kun> keep it that way.


<UnMiserable> ...If I were a more vulgar person than I am, I might call Ravey a "chick", because she is female. Of course, I know that's really just short for "chicken". And I already -know- that, being a raven, she is a bird. The logical conclusion to this train of thought is "soup".
<Ravenkind> ......
<awriter> o.o
* Ravenkind pecks Mizzy