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Madame Million's Horoscopes
By Madame Million
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Creativity is at a peak this month. Don't squander it. Go ahead and put off some of those tough projects; you've been dying for an excuse to anyway. Get your ideas on paper as quickly as possible. This creative streak isn't going to wait around for you to catch up. Your coffee or tea mug will suffer some kind of dire fate.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Your to-do list is going to be overwhelming this month, but don't sweat it. If you put eat and sleep on your list, you'll be able to cross two things off every day. Don't go nuts with computer costs. Wait for the good deals. Your toes will require special attention in these months.

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Communication is a major issue this month. People are going to be trying to talk to you while you're creating, leaving you feeling pestered and hassled. Try not to take it out on them; some of them will have important things to say that may be missed if you brush them off. Make sure your answering machine is on.

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
You'll be doing some traveling this month, if only down the block to buy supplies. Be good to your feet. Think about more portable ways to practice your craft. Be mindful of inclement weather. Don't forget your keys. Shoelaces may be a problem.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Jobs are suddenly abundant. But don't agree to do more than you can. Public transportation may suddenly seem to be an important issue, and you will trip somewhere embarrassing at least once this quarter. Don't let it get you down. You may need a bottle of white-out this month.

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
New fun gadgets will help you with your work and entertainment. You may find yourself more destitute at the end of the month, though. Be sure you keep your new toys well protected and dust-free. Watch out for infestations of small creatures.

Leo (July 21 - August 21)
Your confidence will increase this month. Be sure that you don't let your ego overcome you. An unanswered email will come back to haunt you. A long-time fear will be dispelled. If you're feeling like things aren't getting done, turn off the television. You should get a haircut.

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
You will be able to intensely concentrate on some projects this month, with encouraging results. Your friends may find you distant and cold, however, so you'll have to take special pains not to alienate them. You'll sadly discover that neglect has ruined a favorite tool. Be very wary of red cars.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
This month will seem bittersweet, with many projects and friendships winding to an end. Be sure to return the things you have borrowed, or there will be strange and unpleasant consequences. It is a good time to check out a new media for artists, and a new genre for writers. If the question comes up, get nuts without the shells.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
Buy some breath mints! You may consider flossing, too. Artists will find that they rediscover some old art supplies and have a fun time using them, writers will discover long-forgotten plots that will turn into great new stories and poems. Paper-cuts will be at an all-time high.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
Romance is in the air. You can help the situation by opening up a little. Otherwise, it could be one of those long, drawn out, confusing situations where nobody knows what is going on. Don't be surprised if you feel a little sensitive because of these new developments. Be sure to channel your energy into creative pursuits; it may spawn some of your best work yet. You will feel an overwhelming urge to throw your computer out of the window at least once a day.

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
Remember to eat lunch! In fact, it is very important this month to regulate your food carefully, eating appropriate foods at the right times. You may find yourself being irritable, but a comfort food will soothe your mood. You will draw or write about something you never have before, leaving you uncertain as to the results. It is a good idea to follow up on something that seems familiar. It is also a good time to throw out all those pens and markers that don't work.
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